How to distinguish Chinese and Japanese（怎样辨别中国人和日本人）

 

大老钱逻辑:怎样辨别中国人和日本人

       《意林》2010年第20期“心理人生”

大老钱逻辑

●翟   华

Yuan Yiping Brazilian Chinese writer in the "Lovers married in Brazil," a book describing a place called "Tate's money" figure. Tate's money to a bank payment, the door to look at the front desk put on a large queue, do not even think about scheduling two hours of the team accomplishing something, so on the cheek, stopper pushed the team before the children paid the bills. People line up to stand Tuisuan anxious, do not ignore this, the Tate's money is not a disability, two are not old and infirm, but Sipilailian to jump the queue, other people certainly can not swallow the breath. First of all, a mad old man, blame the Tate's money, said: "You Japanese, a little unruly, so outrageous!" Tate's money is not any explanation, awkward smile and left. Self-consolation muttered in his mouth, anyway, I did not curse, I'm not Japanese. Nothing! However, once Tate's money did something good, he always put the glory attached to the Chinese people in the face.One winter night, he helped a Chinese church for shelter under the bridge of the beggar-fat foods. Band of poor people received the bread and milk, Baoquan Zuo Yi, feel grateful. I do not know your name because of the giver, he kept bowing to say, thank the Japanese, the Japanese good. Tate's money immediately corrected: "We are not Japanese, we are Chinese. Know? Chinese people." Logic of the Tate's money is this: "Over time, the Brazilians to think that all Japanese are bad dry, and those who do good are Chinese! "the tireless efforts of Tate's money may be futile, because the Japanese will play a small trick.
    A friend told me that if there is Chinese or Japanese did something bad and refuses to acknowledge, to suddenly poked with an awl him, if he yelled "ouch", of course, is the flesh and blood; if he howl " thou seest (ah) "or" baga (Baga) ", this person must be a narrow strip of water for. I think this trick called to identify people in China and Japan and even South Korea's ultimate technique.

（卓然摘自《国际公务员奇记》

金城出版社）